Text # 1
"Yeah you better be into r and b and hip hop by the time i'm back. and house!"
Text # 2
"Time for you to go home and be a productive member of society again"
Text # 3
"Expect to hear that you jogged home in preparation for Maldives"
Text # 4
"Worked from home yesterday and surfed K's . South swell and north winds, perfect arvo"
Text # 5
"Your handwriting analysis fails dismally. Did you have a nice time at X?"