Thursday, December 9, 2010

Road Rage

A crowd of fellow wage slaves and I were crossing a busy inner city intersection last night after a long day working for The Man when some demented demon came crashing through the throng parting it like Moses and the fleeing Israelites. For a moment, I didn't know whether to jump left, right, go forward or back and ended up blocking his way. So he and his fancy black car came to a stop and proceeded to hurl abuse at me using language unfit for a blog such as this. Luckily I kept walking - maybe he was a hitman running late for an assignment. So today's entry is dedicated to impatient drivers around the world.
Tip One     Manage your time - you won't have to speed.
Tip Two    The red light means you have to stop.
Tip Three   The green walking man light means pedestrians will be crossing the road.

Follow the tips and calm commuting will prevail in the Festive Season

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