Seahorse Stranding

A pod of seahorses stranded themselves yesterday just south of Shangri-la, during their annual winter migration from Byron Bay to Noosa. Fibreglass experts believe the mass stranding was probably due to electro-magnetic radiation from excess SMS texting causing epic interference with the seahorse's natural sliding propensities. It has not been confirmed whether the texting spike followed the Brinetopia football team's impressive victory over their southern cousins.